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> Hi *****!
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> BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES*****
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> >  >           CLINTON VIRUS:
> >  >            Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
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> >  >            VIAGRA VIRUS:
> >  >            Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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> >  >            LEWINSKY VIRUS:
> >  >            Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
> >  >           everyone about what it did.
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> >  >            RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
> >  >            Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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> >  >            MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
> >  >            Quits after two bytes.
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> >  >            OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
> >  >            Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then
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> >  > expands to 300 MB.
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> >  >            DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
> >  >            Deletes all old files.
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> >  >            ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
> >  >            Disks can no longer be inserted.
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> >  >            TITANIC VIRUS (a strain of the Lewinsky virus)
> >  >            Your whole computer goes down (but I think "our hearts will
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> >  > on").
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> >  >            DISNEY VIRUS:
> >  >            Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
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> >  >            PROZAC VIRUS:
> >  >            Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
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> >  >            JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
> >  >            Only attacks minor files.
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> >  >            ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
> >  >            Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
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> >  >            LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
> >  >            Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then
> >  discards
> >  > it through Windows.
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